How Much Would the Army Owe Captain America in Back Pay?
In the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), asthmatic string bean Steve Rogers becomes a superpowered beefcake overnight in order to serve in World War II. As the newly-minted Captain America, Rogers […]
Michigan Patriot Crushes Islamic Terrorism in 23 Words
Sometimes you have to have ole Karl read the spiked tea leaves in Grand Blanc, Michigan to wrap your head around the wild, wild world we live in these days. […]
No, This Isn’t a Photo of Vietnam Soldiers
Perhaps you have seen this meme cross your newsfeed: “Sadly, less than 2% of you will like and share this picture of brave Vietnam soldiers. So lets see how make […]
Obamas and British Royals Exchange Trash Talk Before Invictus Games
In the U.S. military, it’s not a real competition until the trash talk starts. The upcoming Invictus Games are no different. The 2016 Invictus Games, an international Paralympic event founded by […]
Large, Wealthy Army Brat Muscles Hoops Legend Like Rag Doll
Charles Barkley once famously announced via a television commercial that he wasn’t a role model. He said “just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.” […]
Coast Guard Drags Infamous “Bubble Runner” Back to Shore — Again
Self-proclaimed “aspiring bubble runner” Reza Baluchi has been a thorn in the Coast Guard’s side since his first attempt to run across the Caribbean Sea in November 2014. When Baluchi […]
‘Bad Lip Reading’ Presents: Hillary & Bernie in Brooklyn
Bernie meets up with Hillary in Brooklyn to tawk. But they don’t tawk over cawffee or a slice or aloud over some vegan indie cover band — oh gasp no! — […]
Is the Big Kid From ‘Superbad’ in the Army Now?
Judd Apatow may not churn out big comedic masterworks anymore, but in the first decade of the 21st century he did. When discussing his overall “pièce de résistance”, many critics […]
See How an Army Sapper Removes a Hornets Nest
You know United States military sappers. The combat pioneer and soldiers who support the front-line infantry and get crazy engineery projects done, like construct bridges and neuter minefields and build […]
Watch Russian Soldiers Chant ‘Barbie Girl’ at Top of Their Lungs During March
These Russian soldiers know that with imagination, life is your creation. And they’re not afraid to sing about during military marches. This clip shows Russian service members singing a rousing […]
U.S. Navy Destroyer Is So Stealthy, Its Own Allies Can’t See it Coming
No one sees the USS Zumalt coming. Thanks to its tumblehome hull and distinct radar signature, the enormous U.S. Navy Destroyer only registers as a 40-50 foot ship on radar. […]
How NOT to Thank a Military Veteran
Contrary to popular belief, there are many ways you can thank a veteran for their service. And many of them don’t even include actually saying the words “thank you”. You […]
U.S. Military to Tattoo QR Codes to Troop Foreheads
The U.S. military is expanding its tattoo policy AND wiping out identity fraud in one fell swoop. In a move unanimously approved by Congress, President Obama and the ghost of […]
Did a “Bullet Through the Balls” Impregnate a Woman During the Civil War?
Have you ever heard the legend where a ricocheting bullet shot a Union soldier through the testicles and a female bystander through the uterus, uniting the birds and the bees […]
The Time Jon Lovitz Ripped Brian Williams for Faking Military Stories
Depending on whether or not you read Hollywood gossip, you may or may not have heard of former Saturday Night Live comic Jon Lovitz’s foray into the world of viral […]
Before He Was Kylo Ren, Former Marine Adam Driver Was ‘Ears 2’
Military nicknames aren’t usually kind or flattering. Even Star Wars star Adam Driver, now famous for portraying robed villain Kylo Ren, got a taste of unforgiving military humor during his stint […]
How a Veteran Would Fix Unruly Easter Egg Hunts
If you’re wondering if people are becoming more or less reasonable these days, check out how these unruly parents ruined Easter at an Easter egg hunt at the Pez Visitor Center in […]
What If Microsoft Released Its AI Among Troops, Not Twitter?
Few were shocked to hear about Microsoft taking down its newest Artificial Intelligence chat robot after less than 24 hours. It seems that many of us are unable to miss an […]
Look! Bill O’Reilly Is Sooo Pretty!
Gawk at Bill O’Reilly on his popular political talkshow The O’Reilly Factor on the FOX News Channel every weekday night and there’s one thought you most likely won’t have. Sitting indian-style […]
You’re Packing for Your Flight All Wrong — Here’s How a Veteran Does It
Packing for a trip has always been a stressful experience, even before some people stopped being responsible members of society who use the overhead space that is over their heads and started putting […]