Bernie meets up with Hillary in Brooklyn to tawk.

But they don’t tawk over cawffee or a slice or aloud over some vegan indie cover band — oh gasp no! — they talk about things like shrimp and Bacardi and Bernie’s Porsche and Hill’s little feet and prostate exams and bees and Napoleon.

No, it’s not the actual Democratic debate in the Dodger’s former borough, it’s a mashed up, doctored one, from the good people at Bad Lip Reading.

You know, the masters who somehow take audio-less clips of famous people talking and inject their own absurd words over them seamlessly to make it seem like our celebrities are characters in a Harold Pinter play.

It’s hard to explain — just watch this and you’ll get it (if you don’t already):

Feature illustration by Ed Murawinski