Remember When Civilians Ate MREs on Video?
The Army is recruiting foodies to eat Meals, Read to Eat (MREs) for 21 days straight in order to test how they impact ‘gut health’ and figure out how to […]
You’ll Never Guess What Obama Loves to Do …
Can you guess what President Barack Obama loves to do? Think. Rack your brain. Here, a bunch of hints: it’s as familiar to the Oval Office as ornate wooden furniture. […]
Wannabe Commander-In-Chief Posts Worst Sports Tweet EVER
Democrat. Republican. Independent. Whig. Marxist. Sandinista. It doesn’t matter. This kind of blatant pandering — no, wait — all-out indulging/lying/bamboozling usurps partisan divides and bias, because it’s that half-baked. Carly Fiorina […]
‘Full Metal Jacket’ Reimagined as Quirky Comedy
Who knew that a little color saturation and upbeat whistling could change the entire mood of a well-known movie? In this trailer remix, Mashable used its film editing powers to […]
Seeing This Paratrooper Jump as Santa Will Merry You Up
France has had a rough year. And, the French military has been there every step of the way. They made things right, secured their country when pieces of trash attempted […]
Pentagon Calculates Cost of Death Star at $300 Quintillion
Okay, we like to gripe about the outrageous cost of developing the F-35 and the USS Milwaukee, but that price tag is just peanuts compared to what the Pentagon would […]
Army Veteran Crowdfunds $60 to Purchase Fallout 4 with Hilarious Plea
War. War never changes. Even if that war is just getting your hands on a AAA video game and keeping your hard-won facial hair. No one knows struggle more than Army […]
NEW RAGE: Photoshopping ISIS as Rubber Duckies
Oh, rubber ducky, you’re the one! You make … making fun of ISIS … lots of fun! Rubber ducky we (those of us who detest ISIS that is!) are awfully […]
Watch the Naval Academy Troll West Point Before the Army-Navy Game
The midshipmen who put together a hilarious spoof insulting the ‘Chair Force’ right before the Air Force-Navy game are back with a new spirit video to ignite excitement before their next […]
Belgian Police Request ‘Radio Silence’ Hunting Terrorists, Belgium Tweets … Kittens
Brussels is in the midst of a “terror dragnet”, and its hurting. Bad. From metro stations to shopping malls to offices — you name it — it’s all closed and […]
Navy Aircraft Carrier Releases Awesome Star Wars Spoof, “Sea Wars: The Ike Awakens”
The crew of the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower is probably more hype for the release of “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” than any other Navy aircraft carrier crew. How do we […]
Watch These Fellas Become the Butch Cassidy & Sundance Kid of Raking Leaves
Someone who enjoys raking leaves is probably the same someone who asked for more homework in high school. They now spend their days mining coal purely for fun, while they intermittently […]
Ten Year-Old Writes Explicit Letter to Troops Fighting ‘ISIS F**ks’
When we talk or write about ISIS, it is incredibly tempting to throw in a few f-bombs and b-words and even the occasional POS. After all, the group is behind […]
Army Vet Describes Defeating ISIS in Questionable Satire/War Fantasy
Retired Army infantry colonel and author Kurt Schlichter stretched his writing muscles and penned the most outrageously detailed plot to destroy ISIS to ever grace the Internet. In a hypothetical […]
Watch These Americans Explain How They ‘Support the Troops’, But Not ALL Troops
The guy up front and to the right is a comedian from Florida named Eric André. The following clip is from his show (that bears his name) which airs every […]
Jimmy Kimmel Thanks Vet Dad in Hilarious, Backhanded Tweet
American television host and all-out funnyman Jimmy Kimmel isn’t an American military veteran … but his father is. Now a retired former IBM executive, James Kimmel was a soldier in […]
Seriously? British Prime Minister Photoshops Remembrance Poppy onto Blazer Ahead of Veterans Day
As Nov. 11 approaches, both American and British politicians are rallying to pay lip service to supporting the troops. One of the easiest ways to do this is to circulate […]
This ‘Uptown Funk’ Military Parody is the Catchiest Song You’ll Hear All Day
Last summer, it was impossible to escape the upbeat lyrics of Mark Ronson’s ‘Uptown Funk.’ Now you can dance once more to the song you used to pretend to hate, […]
The Best Photos of Runaway Army Blimp’s Majestic Escape
On Tuesday, an unmanned Army blimp broke free of its moorings. Untethered from life’s responsibilities (and military supervision), the blimp roamed across the Pennsylvania countryside with reckless abandon, dragging 6,700 […]
Watch Former Military Brat Accidentally Punch Official in Jewels
Meet Carlos Boozer (great name, right?) Carlos was born on a now-defunct United States Army base in West Germany (Aschaffenburg) in 1981. He’s currently at the tail end of an […]