Strange Goat Rant Derails Congressional Military Budget Hearing
On Mar. 16, dozens of generals, admirals and military secretaries stood before the House of Representatives to defend their 2017 military budget. While the three hour hearing included testimony that […]
Military Dog Chases Down Conan O’Brien in Hilarious Video
Any good comedian is willing to sacrifice his pride for a good joke. For a famous comedian like Conan O’Brien, he’s ready to put his safety on the line to […]
Former Military Overseer John Kasich Hoops, Orders Breakfast Poorly
Back a bunch of years ago John Kasich, now a super unrealistic GOP presidential nominee underdog, wasn’t the governor of Ohio. He was a member of the House of Representatives, […]
Really Want This Secret Service Training Video to Be Real
Before you take a peek at the following Facebook video, we recommend you taking a page out of the English poet Thomas Gray‘s book. And Ode on a Distant Prospect […]
U.S. Military-Founded ‘Bureau of Missing Socks’ Fictional, Still Funny
The so-called Bureau of the Missing Socks is an Internet legend oft mistaken for historical fact. While there’s no denying that losing socks sucks, there isn’t a lick of truth to this […]
This Is NOT How You Operate a Battle Vehicle
From the good, God-fearing people that brought you such hits as “THIS IS NOT HOW YOU OPERATE A LARGE SHIP!” and “THIS IS NOW HOW YOU TAXI A HELICOPTER!” there’s […]
“I’m in the Air Force! Hey! I’m in the Air Force!”
The legendary writer and television presenter/personality Rod Serling created The Twilight Zone — a series that needs no introduction. Before he got his timeless and twisted stories off the ground and into […]
Once Upon a Time, Hillary Clinton Had a Cat
Mary may have had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary may have had a little lamb but Hillary Clinton had a cat … … named “Isis”. According to […]
This Military-Dipped Final Jeopardy! Answer Is Funny?
The answer (which on Jeopardy! is always the question) shown above was altogether the final portion of the iconic gameshow’s process to decide a winner. Before going any further and delivering […]
This 106-Year-Old Meets POTUS/FLOTUS, Boogies Down
Virginia McLaurin, a proud Washington DC resident, was born in South Carolina in 1909 — the same year Theodore Roosevelt finished up his presidency, the United States military purchased its […]
Is This Knife-Toting Monkey Ex-Brazilian Military?
A monkey is on a roof, somewhere in the expansive South American, soccer-loving nation of Brazil, and he/she is holding a large knife. A formidable piece of cutlery. The thing […]
Army Ranger Kills Terrorist With MRE Spoon
In the heat of the moment, anything can be a weapon. When one, unnamed Army Ranger came face to face with a grenade-wielding terrorist and couldn’t grab a knife, he […]
How a D-Day Veteran Escaped Nursing Home, Flew to Normandy
When D-Day veteran and ‘Great Escaper’ Bernard Jordan was told that he couldn’t visit Normandy, France, he took matters into his own hands. This riveting tale occurred in June 2014 […]
First Grader to Cam Newton: Why Not Fight ISIS?
Tuesday was “Super Bowl Opening Night” in the San Francisco Bay Area, and with the championship for America’s most popular sport in the title, it’s no wonder it attracted a frenzy […]
Iowa Veteran Voter Drops F-Bomb Live on MSNBC
Let’s be honest — on the day of the long-awaited Iowa Caucus, we were all this blunt, smack-talking veteran voter. At the caucus, MSNBC interviewed a group of Millennials about […]
Military Zombie Film Releases Trailer, Wows Internet
In early 2015, veteran-owned clothing brands Ranger Up and Article 15 Clothing raised $1 million to make their very own military zombie film. The trailer to this anticipated film has […]
Here’s Rumsfeld Getting ‘Interrogated’ on Iraq War
Just the other day we mentioned ole former Pentagon chief and lifetime government staffer Donald “Rummy” Rumsfeld and the fact that he was pushing an app (yes, no joke, an app) […]
Youtuber With Iron Stomach Eats Expired Military Rations
Despite being designed for maximum shelf life, military rations do have an expiration date. The real question is what happens to rations when they have lived a couple decades longer […]
Kiss the Prince? Military Men Learn the Hard Way.
Ew. Crown Prince Moulay Hassan, 12, of Morocco doesn’t appreciate when old men — some in decked-out military garb — bow down and try to kiss his hand. And really […]
For $200 Million You Can Have This Mansion … & This Army Vet
One-fifth of a billion dollars is a helluva lot of dough to spend on a roof over your head, but in this case it might be intriguing to at least […]