Gawk at Bill O’Reilly on his popular political talkshow The O’Reilly Factor on the FOX News Channel every weekday night and there’s one thought you most likely won’t have.

Sitting indian-style on your leather sofa (psyche! who does that?), peering at the 66-year-old New Yorker, there’s no way in hell you’d think “Gee, that kind man is stunningly gorgeous! That face! Delicious! I think I’ll go launch a thousand ships!”

But …

… if you decide one day to watch “Talking Points Memo” or “Truth Serum” or “Pinheads and Patriots” (spin-less, of course, as always) through the lens of your smartphone while you have the Snapchat app ajar, the aforementioned conclusion could be reckoned.

WE’LL DO IT LIVE!

Just kidding, the video is in the form of a tweet, via Snapchat, here: