Democrat. Republican. Independent. Whig. Marxist. Sandinista. It doesn’t matter. This kind of blatant pandering — no, wait — all-out indulging/lying/bamboozling usurps partisan divides and bias, because it’s that half-baked.

Carly Fiorina wants to be the head of the United States military, not to mention “Leader of the Free World”. Does she really think we’re this stupid?

The former Hewlett-Packard boss went to Stanford University, whose football team took on the University of Iowa in the 102nd Rose Bowl game Friday evening. Stanford’s mascot? The Cardinal (and/or a giant tree, as seen above). Iowa’s? The Hawkeye.

Iowa voters get the first crack at picking the GOP presidential nominee next month.

A bunch of fellow tweeters called her out (one of which is a semi-popular comedian):