Music and Weed Keys To Defeating ISIS, Says Marine Named Shaggy
When we’ve exhausted every other option during the war with ISIS, the United States will have one last weapon in its arsenal–smooth reggae tunes and Jamaican weed. Shaggy, a famous […]
This Cartoon Perfectly Sums Up the Jade Helm 15 Scare
If the operation were named this, do you think people would fear hostile conquest from a person who is already this country’s President? Probably not. We look forward to Operation […]
Actual Images of American Presidents Fighting for Freedom. No, really.
Have you ever seen a work of art so patriotic that you began to cry red, white and blue? You’re about to. The endlessly talented Etsy vendor and artist Jason […]
This Excerpt About Roasting the Commander-in-Chief Shows Why America Is Great
Hollywood comedy bigwig Judd Apatow put out a book recently titled Sick in the Head which contains conversations he’s had with people in show business (namely funny people) over the course […]
Watch Civilians Struggle to Name the Five Branches of the Military
Everyone knows the military is divided into five simple branches: The Navy, the Air Force, the ummm…. Navy, Air Force…National Guard? No, the Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, and…. Okay, […]
Crow Achieves the American Dream, Rides Bald Eagle to Glory
In a classic story of being at the right place at the right time, amateur photographer Phoo Chan had the privilege of capturing a strange moment of interspecies cooperation between […]
White House One Step Away From Having Barbed Wire
Remember that knife-wielding Army vet who scaled the White House fence, sprinted across the lawn and burst into the building? Do you recall how the Secret Service was so inept that […]
See Retired Navy Pilot Duff Foul Ball Catch at Arizona Baseball Game
United States Senator and 78-year-old retired Navy Captain John McCain may have braved three years of torture and despair in a North Vietnamese prison, but when it comes to catching […]
See If You Can Guess What These Russian Soldiers Are Being Punished For
These military members of the former Soviet Union aren’t wielding hammers or sickles, but they are toting some ostentatious weaponry. Of course, as you can see, they’re all punishments in the […]
Man Attempts to Cut Watermelon with Sword, Fails Miserably
Fruit Carving 101: When it’s time to cut the big juicy watermelon, you do so on a cutting board. This is true regardless of whether you are using a simple […]
Ranger Panties: “The Best Thing to Happen Since Democracy”
Soffes. Silkies. Ranger Panties. The Daisy Dukes of Freedom. No matter what you call them, everyone can agree that it takes a real man to wear these military-issued running shorts. […]
Operation Acoustic Kitty: The CIA’s Whiskered Spies
If there is one universal law that always remains constant, it is this: You can’t tell a cat what to do. In the 1960s, the CIA put this law to […]
CNN Mistakes Sex Toys for ISIS Flag on Live TV
On Saturday, CNN Newsroom substitute anchor Susan Malvo reported in a breaking news segment that a woman spotted “an ISIS flag among a sea of rainbow colors” at a UK […]
Army Sergeant’s Stepson Gently Caresses Sports Broadcaster’s Beard
Can you guess who that hand belongs to in the GIF below? Hint: he went to Louisiana State University. His nickname is an unorthodox spelling of a small, handmade storage […]
“Dear Walmart, Where Does it All End?” This Guy’s Answer is Gold
Since the tragedy in Charleston, conversations everywhere are being derailed by the Confederate Flag. Is it racist? Is it a hallowed piece of American history? Both sides of the court are […]
This Is What Happens When You Park in a Handicap Spot in Brazil
This guy in the video was all like “fa sério?” And the people on the street were all like “sim”. Because he’s obviously not handicapped yet he decided to park […]
Angry Bird on the Loose, England Panics
For two days, a six-foot tall and extremely aggressive rhea has run amuck through the streets of Nottinghamshire. The flightless bird was reported missing on Tuesday and it has yet to […]
Here’s a Guy Playing Led Zeppelin’s ‘Stairway to Heaven’ With His Clammy Hands
Everyone knows it’s uncouth to play Stairway while sampling electric axes at a guitar shop. But what if you’re playing it with your graceful meaty hands on your mother’s couch? Then, […]
14 Hilarious Photos of American Politicians Eating Like Slobs
Everyone has a smartphone these days. Which means everyone has a camera. Which means that if you’re famous — and/or a politician — you better be minding your p’s and […]
Watch This Delicate Tourist Get Stampeded By Queen’s Guards
Imperialism doesn’t yield. It wears garish red uniforms and pompous, animal fur hats and if it sees a docile male tourist wearing a boring, nonthreatening patterned shirt and wielding an unnecessarily huge camera lens it will […]