Watch This Guy Hustle to Try & Get Inside His Television … Literally
Will he make it running from his house to the live broadcast in time to “videobomb” it? Watch the video to find out. Be careful, the suspense may smother you. […]
Archived Footage Shows Soldiers Stoned on LSD
The military doesn’t leave a single stone unturned–even if it means actually getting stoned. In this video footage from the 1950s-’60s, active duty soldiers volunteer to test the effects of […]
Drunken Tomfoolery Results in Amputated Testicle
The unfortunately named Michael Peacock (pictured right) suffered grievous injuries to one of his testicles when innocent team-building shenanigans went awry in 2012. After three surgeries, Peacock had no choice […]
ISIS “How to Survive in the West” Handbook Advises Militants to Grow Mustaches
The Islamic State, aka the militants who execute pigeons for spying and having genitals, has reached a new level of unintentional hilarity. In a 70-page word journey of cringe-worthy makeup […]
The Federal Law Governing Handling the American Flag Is 17 Pages Long
As you probably know, it’s Flag Day. O say does that Star-Spangled Banner yet wave? If it does (and we’re hoping it does) it also begs this question: are you […]
Watch This Drone Crash Into a Tree While Taking Wedding Photos
In addition to being used by the military for airstrikes and Amazon for deliveries, drones have another use: wedding photography. Of course, when you trust a remote-controlled drone to capture the […]
Girl Meets Queen, Accidentally Smacked by Soldier
It’s not everyday you get to meet the Queen of England. When six year-old Maisie Gregory’s big moment arrived, two things happened. 1) Maisie shook the Queen’s hand with poise […]
‘Bro’ Blog Asks CIA For Bin Laden’s Porn, CIA Says No No No
*WARNING: This post contains strong language* You may recall this story we posted a few weeks ago regarding the very, very dead Osama bin Laden and his “documents, books and […]
This Paul Bunyan Story About Mr. T in the Army is Absolutely Insane
You probably know Mr. T as the chain-wearing, mohawk-sporting, bodybuilding Hollywood tough guy from such acclaimed American pop culture bastions as The A-Team or Rocky III or WrestleMania. But did […]
Video of Robots Falling Over Restores Faith In Humanity
Some robots got it going on. And, as you’ll see in the footage to follow, some … don’t. Automated computer processes and new technology are making our jobs easier every […]
15 Buck Wild Drill Sergeant Quotes To Bring You Back to Basic
The boot camp humor and basic training stories shared by veterans on Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said has had us in stitches for years. Now, the hilarity of ASMDSS is […]
Whoops! 12 Pictures of Stuck Military Vehicles
As the troops featured in these photos would agree, there’s nothing fun about getting stuck in the mud. Whether they are trapped by mud or snow, these sad looking military vehicles […]
Top 5 Ways Hollywood Doesn’t Get Guns
Hollywood guns look cool on the big screen, but they have absolutely no grounding in reality. Seriously, what eternally clean, infinitely loaded guns are these guys shooting? We actually want […]
7 Awesome Things Spartans Said
You might expect the most martial military society to have produced some ridiculously metal quotes. And you would be right. 1. “These are Sparta’s walls.” Spartan King Agesilaus while pointing […]
This Nutty Cartoon Lampooning ‘Stolen Valor’ Will Steal a Smile
*WARNING: Some strong language is used in the video* If you’re an avid follower of the blog — and even if you’re not — the ridiculous phenomenon of “stolen valor” […]
“Unbeelievable” Bee Singlehandedly Grounds Airplane
There are a lot of things that can ground an airplane. For example, suspicious/dangerous objects. Inclement weather conditions. Celebrities behaving badly (looking at you Kate Moss). Now that list is […]
6 Hilarious, Heartwarming Letters From Kids to the U.S. Military
These are real letters from kids to members of the United States military. Funny, heartfelt and happy, they will lift your spirits no matter what kind of mood you’re in. […]
Coast Guard Vet Realizes Lifelong Dream of Backing Car Through Garage Door
Be honest. Do you have a bucket list? That’s cool. Plenty of Americans do. It usually lists the popular, run-of-the-mill “to-do’s”: skydive, dance in front of Rome’s Trevi Fountain, go to […]
The BBC Goofs, Tweets Out Queen Elizabeth’s Death
The Queen is dead. If you were on Twitter and following the BBC — the most trusted and prestigious news source in all of the United Kingdom — on Thursday […]
There’s Camouflage … & Then There’s This Guy
Meet camouflage artist and photographer from China, Liu Bolin. That is, if you can find him. Of course (thankfully) terrorists don’t confer in grocery stores or ancient Chinese landmarks. But […]