This hitchBOT Should’ve Been Armed
The internet was aflutter today with the news that two Canadian students’ beloved robot project, hitchBOT, met an unseemly, violent end while innocently strolling down a Philadelphia street early Saturday morning. […]
Wise Guy Stands in the Way of Queen’s Guards, Gets Bounced
The United Kingdom is a fairly large spit of land. Over 94,000 square miles, to be exact. So why in the wide, wide world of sports did this ninny in the following […]
Watch This Biker Deadlift Car to Clear Bike Lane
Remember that episode of ‘Friends’ where Ross gets his sports car stuck between two parallel parked cars? Remember when he enlists the entire cast of the show to “lift and […]
Self-Proclaimed Secret Agent Found Dead with 1,200 Guns and Cache of Ammo
Move over, Florida Man. There’s a new mysterious man taking over headlines, and he outguns you by a long shot. The decomposing body of Jeffrey Alan Lash was found in a […]
Watch Patriot Find Humpback Whales, Poop Himself
While the camera operator you’re about to hear in the background of this whale video is a patriot, he’s no Captain Ahab, and the contents of his drawers at the clip’s finish […]
Clever Musician Ruins KKK Rally With Military Instrument
See a hate group? Blow your horn. That’s what South Carolina Matt Buck did earlier this month when the Klu Klux Klan (KKK) started marching near the capital building in the […]
Sloppy Big Boy Swats Drone With T-Shirt, Kills It
If we’re honest with this one, the shirtless dude in the following video has a point. No one wants gaming futureheads frolicking about their peaceful suburban nabe commanding tiny flying machines. […]
U.S. License Plates: Ranked
All men are created equal, but American license plates? Nope. Anybody stuck in stop-and-go traffic on a given U.S. interstate highway knows this truth to be self-evident. Thankfully, we’ve recently chiseled […]
Watch Virtual Red Beret Feed a Steak to Piranha
Englishman Steve Backshall is an award-winning nature personality on television. He appears frequently on the BBC, Discovery as well as the National Geographic Channel. He’s also done this (via Wikipedia): […]
Iranian Military Lends Warship and Soldiers to Rapper for Music Video
Can you imagine an American rapper hopping on a Navy destroyer and filming a music video? Of course not. Even if said rapper spat rhymes about how amazing the United […]
That Time the Army Built a Giant Combat Flashlight
At some point during the Vietnam War, one military engineer said to another, “Hey, what if we gave soldiers super bright flashlights so they can literally blind the enemy into […]
Watch Two Guys Squander U.S. War Hero’s Invention (Frisbee)
WARNING: This will most likely be the funniest thing you see all day. If you’re eating or have a fair amount of coffee in your mouth you might want to make […]
British Marine Lampoons Luxurious Officer Ration Packs in Funny Military Video
Like the American military, British officers are afforded different luxuries in the field than their enlisted brethren. Aside from the pay scale, the prestige and the plum assignments, officers can […]
The Greatest Scene in ‘Seinfeld’ History Starred a U.S. Military Veteran
This here is the greatest scene in the history of Seinfeld (and Kramer’s not even in it … psyche). Some might say this is a matter of opinion. Some might be seriously […]
The Foam in This Guy’s Beer Looks Exactly Like the United States
Okay so Maine is a little wonky and Michigan doesn’t really get a fair representation but then again, what else is new? Pure Poor Michigan. Reddit
See Former ‘Stripes’ Star Sign Someone’s Spacious Forehead
Bill Murray never served in the United States military, but he did portray an Army soldier in the 1981 film Stripes. He was John. Harold Ramis was Russell. John Candy […]
The Military Should Fear Mosquitos, Not Sharks
On July 4, one Marine was lightly chewed by a shark in North Carolina. With more shark attacks occurring with every passing week, shark-related hype and paranoia is at an […]
Star Wars and WWII Collide in Funny Military Video
In this amazing military video, footage from WWII is seamlessly spliced together with scenes from the Star Wars saga. You can watch Darth Vader cruise alongside Adolph Hitler, tie-fighters clash […]
Military Policy and Shark Week Combine to Create Shark-NATO
While Discovery’s Shark Week is in full swing in the United States, NATO has its hands full with Greek bailouts and Russian military threats. Little did we know, these two […]
What If We Weaponized Velociraptors? Soldiers and Scientists Weigh In
If you haven’t seen “Jurassic World,” turn back to avoid some spoilers. If you have seen the film or do not care about spoilers, read on. While the Jurassic Park […]