Blake Hall
When we’ve exhausted every other option during the war with ISIS, the United States will have one last weapon in its arsenal–smooth reggae tunes and Jamaican weed.
Shaggy, a famous reggae musician and Gulf War Marine veteran, advised the country on the issue during an interview with the Miami New Times.
“ISIS can go f**k themselves. That’s some crazy shit what they’re doing. It’s horrible, man,” Shaggy said.
Mr. Lover Lover then delivered his vision for peace on Earth. Simply put, violent terrorist organizations will become less violent if they are too high to fight. Calming music helps too.
“If you’re able to cut a man’s head off, you’re sick. But right, music evokes emotion. So if they’re listening to Shaggy music or reggae music, they’re not going to want to cut somebody’s head off.
“There’re two things you want to do when you listen to reggae: You get somebody pregnant, or you’re f**king high. High people don’t want to kill nothing; they want to love. They need to bag some Jamaican weed and distribute it amongst ISIS. I guarantee there won’t be any more wars out there.”
Well then.
Before starting his musical career, Shaggy served with a firing battery from the 10th Marine Regiment during Operation Desert Storm. It was there that he perfected his singing voice and musical style. He was also inspired to write his first hit single “Boombastic” while serving in the Gulf War.
It’s been a long time since Shaggy has stepped on the battlefield. His unlikely plan for peace with ISIS is a novel idea, to say the least.