Virginia Tech Murder Suspect Wanted to Work at the Pentagon
The senseless murder of a 13-year-old girl and cancer survivor has rocked the state of Virginia after authorities have arrested a highly-touted Virginia Tech track star and engineering student for the […]
Here’s an Animated Map of ISIS’s Infuriating Growth
Just the other day we reported the ambitious plans the United States military and its allies (aka the “coalition”) laid out in regards to eradicating ISIS (the Islamic State, IS, […]
Pentagon Report: F-35 Joint Strike Fighter Still a Lemon
A lot of promises have been made about the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter, but as more money is funneled into its development, more and more problems cause the entire project […]
U.S. Drone Strike Kills Al-Qaeda Top Banana
Another bites the dus– … er, sand. A United States drone strike killed a big time Islamist military honcho in southern Yemen Wednesday night, according to local residents. The dead […]
Super Bowl Coach on Growing Up in a Military Family
This Sunday, former 1985 backup linebacker Chicago Bear Ron Rivera, 54, will command the Carolina Panthers as their head coach in the fiftieth consecutive Super Bowl game in Santa Clara, […]
Military Rendition of Cards Against Humanity, FUBAR, Gains Steam on Kickstarter
The newest third-party expansion of deliciously depraved card game Cards Against Humanity (CAH) is _______. If your best answer is ‘f@#%ed up beyond all reason,’ you’re on the right track. […]
Ax-Wielding Burglar Scared Off by 92 Year-Old WWII Vet
Though axes may look cool, they aren’t very useful against a gun. A burglar miscalculated when he tried to break into WWII vet Joseph Milspaugh’s San Jacinto, California home by […]
Rhode Island Veterans: Get Your Dogs Out of Our Cemetery
According to Rhode Island veterans, a state memorial cemetery is literally going to the dogs. Most state-run cemeteries bar pets out of respect, but Rhode Island Veterans Memorial Cemetery has […]
Here’s Jeb! Dreaming Aloud About Being Commander-in-Chief
If Jeb! Bush walked up to your door, rang the bell (you answered) and made a “pledge” that he would be a “commander-in-chief” that would “have the back of the […]
Pentagon: Here’s How We’ll Spend Half a Trillion Bucks
United States Defense Secretary Ash Carter gave a very important address Tuesday. He previewed the “FY 2017 Defense Budget”. He started out with a “thanks”, then dropped the word “wonderful” […]
Rep. Graham Hunt Resigns Due to Military Service Exaggerations
Rep. Graham Hunt, the congressman flayed for exaggerating his military service and claiming to be a combat veteran officially resigned from his position Tuesday. The announcement was posted in an […]
First Grader to Cam Newton: Why Not Fight ISIS?
Tuesday was “Super Bowl Opening Night” in the San Francisco Bay Area, and with the championship for America’s most popular sport in the title, it’s no wonder it attracted a frenzy […]
Jihadist Enjoys Riding ‘Hoverboard’, Exploding Into Fireball
Dig into the recesses of your memory and recall what your mother told you about running with scissors. She told you not to, right? Because you might stumble and fall and […]
Wounded Warrior Project to Submit to Financial Review
After a three-part report published by CBS News raised uncomfortable questions concerning the Wounded Warrior Project (WWP), the veteran-focused nonprofit will undergo a financial review in order to address recent […]
This German Army Camo ‘Can Fool Night Vision Goggles’
Military camouflage first came into being sometime in the 19th century. Weapons had gotten to the point where they could fire and hit targets from farther distances, and it immediately became […]
North Korea to Launch Long-Range Rocket
Fresh off a handful of once-thought-to-be-impossible breakthroughs that included testing a hydrogen bomb and successfully fermenting (according to them, of course) “hangover-free” alcohol, North Korea and its fearless supreme leader Kim […]
Wounded Army Medic Undergoes Radical Treatment to Have Kids
One explosion in Afghanistan shattered Army medic Sgt. Thai Lee’s hopes of one day becoming a father. In 2014, Lee was stationed in Pasab, Afghanistan when his camp was rocked […]
Birds of Prey Trained to Take Out Drones
Drones, meet your worst nightmare. Unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs) have become incredibly popular among military groups and civilians alike. However, they’ve become a constant thorn in the side of first […]
Army, Marine Corps: Register Women in Selective Service System
Gen. Mark A. Milley and Gen. Robert B. Neller the Army and Marine Corps testified in Congress Tuesday that women should be registered for the Selective Service System. Both Milley and […]
Navy SEAL to Receive Medal of Honor
It’s been about a decade since a United States Navy sailor has received the U.S. military’s most prestigious honor: the Medal of Honor. That, however, is all about to change, […]