1,000 Attend Funeral of ‘Unclaimed’ Military Vet
Over 1,000 people in the Indianapolis area turned out for the quiet funeral honoring Marine Cpl. Billy Aldridge, a military veteran with no surviving family. The 80 year-old Marine passed […]
Officials: ISIS Scientists ‘Aggressively’ Developing Chemical Weapons
ISIS (or the Islamic State or ISIL or IS or Daesh) has guns, bombs, soda can IEDs, brainwashed youth willing to end their lives (after shooting junk into their veins), […]
Ten Year-Old Writes Explicit Letter to Troops Fighting ‘ISIS F**ks’
When we talk or write about ISIS, it is incredibly tempting to throw in a few f-bombs and b-words and even the occasional POS. After all, the group is behind […]
Man Behind Paris and Train Attacks Killed in Police Raid
French police have confirmed that Abdelhamid Abaaoud, the man suspected of masterminding the Paris attacks on Nov. 13 and train attack in August, was killed in an early morning raid […]
French Prez to Order Obama, U.S. to ‘Speed Up Fight Against ISIS’
When you accept a big goddamn lady statue and put it in front of your most famous city, you’re pretty much “buddies for life” with whoever gave it to you. […]
Canada’s Navy Looking to Obtain Giant Clarinet for the Price of a Luxury Car
Okay, so we’re being subversive/trolling the bassoon establishment by calling its beloved woodwind instrument a “giant clarinet”. We are. Because while both are in the same family of puffy sound […]
ISIS: We Used This Soda Can to Blow Up Russian Passenger Plane
Unfortunately, this new ISIS (or ISIL or IS or the Islamic State or Daesh or blah blah humbug) admission gives a whole new meaning to the meaning “pop”, the oft-ridiculed […]
Jeb Bush Calls for Military Action Against ISIS in Press Conference
Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush spoke at The Citadel, The Military College of South Carolina in Charleston to address the fear and unrest sparked by the Paris attacks on Nov. 13. […]
Report: ISIS Is NOT the Most Dangerous Terrorist Group in the World
While ISIS dominates headlines around the world following the most serious violence in Paris since World War II, another terror group takes the ghastly crown as the deadliest extremist group in […]
Oh Snap, We Missed One: A Belated Recap for the 2nd Democratic Debate
All eyes were on Paris last weekend following a string of devastating ISIS attacks that unfolded Friday night. As a result, hardly anyone tuned into the “Face the Nation” Democratic […]
Obama to China: STOP Building Manmade Islands in South China Sea … NOW
President Barack Obama was in capital of the Philippines, Manila, a town synonymous with thrillers, and decided to take a page out of Muhammad Ali’s book, and verbally bully an opponent — […]
Army Vet Describes Defeating ISIS in Questionable Satire/War Fantasy
Retired Army infantry colonel and author Kurt Schlichter stretched his writing muscles and penned the most outrageously detailed plot to destroy ISIS to ever grace the Internet. In a hypothetical […]
PARIS UPDATE: Explosive Raid in French Suburb Leaves Two Terrorists Dead, Seven Arrested
Here’s the latest on the police raid in the French suburb of Saint-Denis that left two terror suspects dead, seven arrests, a collapsed apartment building and body parts strewn on […]
U.S. Sends Marines to Beef Up American Embassy in Paris
Amidst the unrest and police raids currently taking place in Paris, the U.S. military is deploying additional Marines to Europe to bolster security at the American embassy. “As a result […]
Anti-Terror Dog Dies Rooting Out Paris Jihadists
A heroic police dog named Diesel was killed in Paris Wednesday night after searching for alleged terrorist attack mastermind Abdelhamid Abaaoud in a city apartment. The seven year-old Belgian Shepherd, […]
McCain on Refugee Debate: It’s “Bizarre” to Discriminate Against Kids
Although Sen. John McCain, the chairman of the Senate Armed Forces Committee, originally called for a “pause” in accepting refugees from Syria into the United States, he told Mashable that […]
Remember When Hugo Boss Apologized for Dressing the Nazis?
The German fashion label Hugo Boss, famous for all sorts of quasi-lavish attire, fragrances and accessories, has a dark, sordid past. And, going by the fact that they were a company founded […]
Guess What Famous Military Aircraft This Peregrine Falcon Inspired
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush. We’ve all heard this expression before. It ostensibly means that a certain smaller possession is worth more than a greater […]
Report: The Army Cut 17,000 Troops in 2015
The military sequestration the Army community has feared has already started. Since the start of the 2015 fiscal year, the Army has cut 17,000 troops, putting its overall troop levels […]
NFL to Refund DoD Money Spent on ‘Paid Patriotism’
After a Senate report condemning displays of ‘paid patriotism’ at sports events was released on Wednesday, the National Football League has pledged to audit all contracts with the Department of […]