Major American Airline to Retired Marine: Sir, You’re Too Big to Fly
Get ready for this one. It’s heavy. According to a retired United States Marine and Orange County California resident, a major airline told him to get his big rear end […]
Obama: No Legit Terrorism Threat Against U.S. For Thanksgiving
In an announcement that offsets the “worldwide travel alert” issued by the United States State Department late Monday night, President Barack Obama reassured Americans that there is no “specific and […]
Mob Boss’s Son: Mafia Can Protect NYC From ISIS Much Better Than Feds Can
The son of an infamous mafia don has made ISIS an offer, er, a threat, that they can’t refuse. If you want your mangled jihadi teeth kicked in by Sicilian […]
STOLEN VALOR! This Phony Marine Might Be the FUNNIEST Faker We’ve Ever Seen
This bogus United States military member should take this show on the road. Maybe hire the guy who filmed the following lunacy and do an Abbott and Costello-styled routine. Tour the bases […]
Pentagon Admits It ‘Misidentified’ Target In Blowing Up Charity Hospital
“This was a tragic but avoidable accident caused primarily by human error,” Gen. John Campbell, top United States commander in Afghanistan told reporters on Wednesday. Campbell, of course, is referring […]
U.S. Official: Russian Jet Downed By Turkish Military Inside Syrian Airspace
Based on the heat signature of the aircraft, the Russian jet that was shot down by Turkish forces Tuesday was found to be in Syrian airspace when it was fired […]
BREAKING NEWS: Police Say Hostage Situation in Northern France NOT Terrorism
For a few moments, news out of northern France hinted toward yet another tragic, ugly act related to the most recent terror attacks in Paris. Fortunately, for the disoriented European nation still in […]
BREAKING NEWS: Terror Attack in Tunisia, Bus Explosion Kills 12
The president of Tunisia has declared a state of emergency after a bus exploded carrying Tunisian presidential guards in the capital city of Tunis. This from the Associated Press: Tunisia’s […]
Read Turkey’s Dubious Statement About Why They Shot Down Russian Warplane
This is Turkey’s coy “we did a bad?” statement to the United Nations (via WikiLeaks), after they shot a Russian fighter jet out of the sky, claiming it violated their airspace […]
WATCH: Obama’s Joint Presser With French Prez Hollande To Discuss ISIS
Live from the White House, this is the taped YouTube feed — from earlier this morning — of President Barack Obama and French President Françoise Hollande conducting their joint press conference […]
Here’s Raw Video of the Downed Russian Pilots Surrounded By Armed Syrian Rebels
This video was sent to the news outlet Reuters not long after news that Turkish forces had shot a Russian warplane out of the sky near the Syrian border for […]
Four U.S. Army Soldiers Dead After Helicopter Crash at Fort Hood
Four crew members aboard an United States Army helicopter were killed Monday evening when the aircraft crashed at Ford Hood, in the northeastern part of the Fort Hood Range. According to […]
Putin Pissed, Says Turkey Shooting Down Russian Warplane ‘Stab in the Back’
Turkish military aircraft shot down a Russian fighter jet Tuesday because they claim it violated its airspace on the Syrian border, injuring the pilots and maybe more. Already Russian President […]
U.S. State Department Issues Rare ‘Worldwide’ Travel Alert
The United States State Department scared the bejesus out of travelers across the globe Monday night in doing something they rarely ever do. They issued a “worldwide” travel alert. The […]
BREAKING NEWS: Chopper Crash in South Korea, Two U.S. Military Pilots Dead
Two members of the United States military are dead after a U.S. Army helicopter crashed Monday night just outside South Korea’s capital, Seoul. According to the U.S. Army, the chopper […]
This Presidential Memo Is Supremely Nixonian, Hysterical
A Washington Post reporter tweeted out this photograph of an old White House memo Monday, and we’re glad she did. It’s from the megalomaniacal football mind of a one Richard […]
Here’s Old Footage of British Soldiers on LSD
Giving your own military members LSD-25 — otherwise known as “acid” — is something that, believe it or not, the Nazis dreamt up. The British followed suit (and eventually so […]
Veterans Affairs Executives Demoted, But Not Fired
What do you do when you discover that two executives with six figure salaries conned their agency? Fire them, of course. Unless that agency is the Department of Veterans Affairs. […]
Belgian Police Request ‘Radio Silence’ Hunting Terrorists, Belgium Tweets … Kittens
Brussels is in the midst of a “terror dragnet”, and its hurting. Bad. From metro stations to shopping malls to offices — you name it — it’s all closed and […]
Watch Russian Navy Launch 18 Cruise Missiles From the Caspian Sea to ISIS
It’s like the most impressive fireworks show you’ve ever seen. Only these aren’t fireworks. And they’re hardly going into the air with a bang, a poof, a vibrant color, and […]