The Dutch Embassy Thinks It’s Really, Really Funny
And in the case of the infographic below, they have a point. This joke is all based on a technicality, though. In the Netherlands (even in Amsterdam) marijuana isn’t “legal”, […]
The Sergeant Major of the Army Wants a Tattoo, Needs Your Help
A bald eagle? A balding eagle? Mighty Mouse? Your grandmother riding by on a bike giving us the finger? These could all be viable tattoo candidates for the Sergeant Major […]
U.S. Army Veteran & ‘Burt’s Bees’ Founder Dead at 80
One of the most famous bearded men in all of America, Burt Shavitz, has died at the age of 80. You know him as the face of Burt’s Bees, a […]
Watch this Russian Soldier Pull Out AK Round Between His Eyes
If a bullet from an AK-47 directly hit you between the eyes, your face would look like ground beef. Getting hit by a ricochet? That is salvageable. In this video, […]
What Was the Most Important Battle in American History? Vote!
Military history buffs, now is your time to shine. We Are The Mighty is putting an age-old question to rest. Which battle in American history is the most significant? To […]
This Cartoon Perfectly Sums Up the Jade Helm 15 Scare
If the operation were named this, do you think people would fear hostile conquest from a person who is already this country’s President? Probably not. We look forward to Operation […]
Paranoid Texans Worried Military Exercise is Truly an Obama-Led Invasion
An imminent military exercise has local Texans scrambling for their guns. Why? Because of Obama, of course. Jade Helm 15, the largest military exercise in history, is months in the […]
This F/A-18 Hornet Flyover Is Better Than the Best Fireworks Show
This apparently took place during a Texas Christian – Naval Academy college football game in Annapolis, Maryland back in 2006. It would make sense too, because the Hornet is one […]
Actual Images of American Presidents Fighting for Freedom. No, really.
Have you ever seen a work of art so patriotic that you began to cry red, white and blue? You’re about to. The endlessly talented Etsy vendor and artist Jason […]
Obama Nominates New Marine Commandant
President Barack Obama is poised to appoint Lt. Gen. Robert “Bob” Neller as the Commandant of the Marine Corps (CMC). If his appointment is confirmed by the Senate, Neller will […]
Veteran Airdrops Pizzas to Troops 7,000 Miles Away
Not everyone was able to celebrate the Fourth of July with their families this year. Thousands of servicemen deployed in Afghanistan and Kuwait observe American’s birthday with little fanfare or […]
American Flag Burned by Protesters in Fort Greene Park, Rescued by Patriots
On Thursday, a group called Disarm NYPD publicly announced its intentions to burn the Confederate and American flags at Fort Greene Park, a Brooklyn park named after General Nathaniel Greene. […]
This Excerpt About Roasting the Commander-in-Chief Shows Why America Is Great
Hollywood comedy bigwig Judd Apatow put out a book recently titled Sick in the Head which contains conversations he’s had with people in show business (namely funny people) over the course […]
Sister of Charleston Shooter and Army Groom Raise Money for Canceled Wedding
A lot of conversations have taken place since 21 year-old Dylann Roof killed nine people inside Emanuel AME Church in Charleston, South Carolina. First, the country mourned. Second, it argued about […]
Combat Veteran Draws Ire of Internet With Contrarian PTSD Fireworks Sign
This sign was posted here, by a “Redditor” named “boldpatriot”. Whether it’s earnest or not, it’s a dissenting argument to the stance posed by this sign — which is basically that the […]
German Police Seize Nazi Tank Weirdo Was Hiding in His Basement
“Some people like steam trains, others like tanks,“ he pointed out.¹ A torpedo, a battle tank and other World War II Nazi weaponry were found in the basement of a […]
Watch Civilians Struggle to Name the Five Branches of the Military
Everyone knows the military is divided into five simple branches: The Navy, the Air Force, the ummm…. Navy, Air Force…National Guard? No, the Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, and…. Okay, […]
Trying to Get That Big Promotion? Do This One Simple Thing
If a doctor told you to do something about that nagging cough you can’t shake, you’d go ahead and follow their instructions, right? If they forked over a slip of paper […]
Winn-Dixie Donating All Fourth of July Profits to Wounded Warrior Project
If you shop for last-minute barbecue supplies at Winn-Dixie, you can rest assured that your money won’t be fueling another corporate machine. On the Fourth of July, the grocery franchise […]
The Marching in This Chinese Military Parade Is a Regimented Hypnotic Swirl
Who needs a pendulum or a staff or a small watch when you have this YouTube clip of the Chinese military marching in frightening synchronization wearing white uniforms that would […]