BREAKING: U.S. Army to Cut 40,000 Troops
This is a breaking news story via a United States media report, more information will be published as it is made available. Stay tuned to the blog for any and […]
Bikers Recruiting Military Members, Feds Concerned
In the midst of enormous cyber hacks, increased violence in the Middle East and domestic unrest due to various flag-related scandals, the federal government has found something new to be […]
Highway Authority to Hero Reservist: ‘Quit Playing Soldier’
For years Col. Jack O’Connell, now 50, has been harassed by his bosses at the New Jersey Turnpike Authority for continuing to serve his country as legal counsel for the […]
Austrian Pimp: Iran Nuke Talks Good for Business
When you’re an Austrian pimp with an “accommodative” brothel at your disposal, the promise of plane loads of diplomats, officials, dignitaries, security guards, etc. shacking up down the block for […]
Stolen Valor! Marine Faker Claims He’s on ‘High Alert’, Outed by Suspicious Woman
Another bogus Marine trying to get a legit military discount. The lengths that these criminals (after all, it is a crime) will go to garner money and/or respect is truly remarkable. […]
Air Force F-16 Collides with Small Plane in Midair
This morning, an Air Force F-16 fighter jet collided with a Cessna C150 in midair about 11 miles away from Charleston, South Carolina. Shaw Air Force Base officials confirmed that the F-16 pilot […]
Watch a Late Army Veteran’s Burger Joint Get Thrashed by Lightning
The restaurant getting lit up like a birthday cake stuffed with gasoline in the footage below is a Wendy’s in Gainesville, Florida. According to FOX 13 Tampa Bay, it was captured […]
Navy Veteran Exposed as Serial Rapist, Legendary Comedy Career Officially Disgraced
Bill Cosby — renowned comedian, television personality and United States Navy veteran — has been dodging and denying countless allegations that he drugged and raped women for decades using the […]
Marine Suffers Shark Bite on Fourth of July
In the eleventh shark attack in three weeks, an unidentified Camp Lejeune Marine was bitten offshore on July 4. He was taken to a hospital and released by the next […]
Music and Weed Keys To Defeating ISIS, Says Marine Named Shaggy
When we’ve exhausted every other option during the war with ISIS, the United States will have one last weapon in its arsenal–smooth reggae tunes and Jamaican weed. Shaggy, a famous […]
Scumbag Bankers Stage Mock ISIS Execution, Swiftly Fired
ISIS has done some ridiculous things regarding pigeons and fake mustaches, but the fact remains that the organization regularly carries out extreme acts of violence and posts videos of them […]
Veterans Own ‘American Ninja Warrior’ Obstacle Course Like Heroes They Are
‘American Ninja Warrior’ tests the strength, endurance and speed of American athletes by throwing them into grueling obstacle courses. Last night, it featured a special military episode with contestants from […]
Desperate Tweeters Unearth Pearl Harbor, Hiroshima Topics for Soccer Final
Tact. Sensitivity. Understanding. Class. On the internet, these virtues exist in short supply. The 489,271,765,332,112th example (of such a statement) occurred this weekend, when millions of smartphoned minions took to Twitter […]
Senator Goes Off Rails, Delivers Gay Marriage Rant During Confederate Flag Debate
This is real video of a real state senator on the floor of the South Carolina Legislature (the real one) slanging some deliverance. Watch him — in real time — […]
U.S. Army Developing Tech to Make Soldiers Shoot Straight
In the future, American soldiers won’t need good aim. There will be an app exoskeleton for that. That’s if Army Research Laboratory (ARL) mechanical engineer Dan Baechle has his way, […]
U.S. Navy Revises Length of Maternity Leave
Thanks to Navy Secretary Ray Mabus and other Midshipmen higher-ups, the United States Navy will be the first branch of the military to offer a reasonable maternity leave. Eighteen weeks, […]
Home Depot Has Better Cybersecurity Than the Pentagon
If we asked who would you trust more with your information, the Pentagon or Home Depot, you probably would name the Pentagon in a heartbeat. Industry cybersecurity rankings, however, tell […]
Man Plays Rousing Rendition of Star-Spangled Banner with Musical Targets
The Star-Spangled Banner was birthed in “the dawn’s early light”, with smoke and powder from guns (not to mention “bombs bursting in air”) floating as the morning came, so it’s […]
Navy, Marine Corps Make it Harder to Discharge Transgender Members
On Wednesday, Navy Secretary Ray Maybus signed directive that tightened restrictions pertaining to transgender military members in the Navy and Marine Corps. “Effective immediately, separations initiated under the provisions of […]
BREAKING: Walter Reed Medical Center Put on Lockdown, Active Shooter Reported
The Walter Reed National Military Medical Center facility and campus in Bethesda, Maryland has been placed on lockdown after calls of a suspected “active shooter” were reported — according to […]