Soldier to Drill Sergeant: I Was NOT Sleeping
You’re in the middle of basic training, you get down on the forest floor, put your head down and fall asleep. Before you know it (because you’re napping) the drill […]
If Not for the Coast Guard, These Drunks Would Still Be Fighting
Drinking and driving don’t go together. Common knowledge. But neither does boozing and boating. Which it appears is what the party in the following video got into, before they engaged […]
World’s Biggest Bank Might’ve ‘Improperly Repossessed’ Military Members’ Cars
The United States government will investigate the largest bank in the world on suspicion that it illegally repossessed automobiles that belonged to members of the United States military, according to […]
Five U.S. Special Ops Troops Wounded While Fighting ISIS
According to the United States Army’s top general in Kabul, Afghanistan Thursday, five U.S. Special Operations troops were wounded while fighting alongside their Afghan counterparts, battling ISIS (the Islamic State, […]
Military Freebies You Need to Know About This Week
All across this great country, there are flag-waving retailers offering deals, discounts and freebies to the military community. And every week, they launch new ones into the ether of the […]
Retired Navy Officer, Crew Find Mysterious Purple Blob
Is it, a dog toy? A children’s toy? An adult’s … er, never mind. No one, esteemed scientists included, know what the hell retired United States Naval officer Dr. Robert […]
Navy to Name Ship After Gay Rights Pioneer, Vet Harvey Milk
United States Navy veteran Harvey Milk, who became an LGBT rights icon after becoming the first openly-gay elected official in California in the 1970s, will be honored by the branch for which […]
Watch the First Blind Active-Duty Officer Tearfully Inspire the Dream Team
Very soon, members of the United States Olympic men’s basketball team will play games against other nations in Brazil, in an effort to win a trinket that goes around one’s neck […]
HEY AFTERNOON FARMER! Read Teddy’s Favorite Insults
Theodore “Teddy” Roosevelt, the 26th President of the United States of America, Secretary of the Navy and Army colonel, was as rough a verbal offender as he was a rider. […]
This Soviet Army Recruiting Cartoon Will Hammer Your Funny Bone
This is a dismal, poorly-plotted, drab see-through cartoon. If we had to guess, its animators were thirsty and starving when they were working on it and couldn’t wait to finish the […]
Watch the Coast Guard Rescue a Dolphin in Florida
If you thought the United States Coast Guard was ONLY in the human saving business, well, take your medicine. Because while they do rescue a mind-boggling amount of wayward/sinking/lonely people […]
Heroic U.S. Marine Horse Awarded Medal in London
A horse is a horse of course of course. Unless it’s Mr. Ed. OR, a United States Marine who happened to save lives during one of the bloodiest battles of […]
Two U.S. Soldiers Killed Defending Woman at South Carolina Bar
According to witnesses and local police in Chapin, South Carolina, two United States Army soldiers were shot and killed at a bar while helping a woman who was being brutally […]
Man Who Shot Reagan to Be Set Free
John W. Hinckley, Jr., the man who tried to kill the President of the United States of America outside the Washington Hilton on March 30, 1981, will be freed from […]
This Distinguished American Military Lapel Belongs to Who?
It’s a trivial visual that can be made much easier if you know what the first winged badge (at the top) is. Hint, hint. Because the following medals are — a […]
Female Army Officers Earn Opportunity to Be Green Berets
Two female United States Army officers are on the precipice of making American history. They’ve officially been given the chance to vie to become elite soldiers, and don one of […]
Pentagon: ISIS Lied About Downing U.S. Warplane
We’re not here to freak you out. Rather, we’re here to clear up some erroneous news — per United States Secretary of Defense Ash Carter and the entire Pentagon — that’s […]
Live Like a Roman Emperor in Vegas … FOR FREE
Julius Caesar’s road to opulence and fat living was paved with jagged, Ionic spikes. When he was in his twenties, he was kidnapped by pirates. Before that, he was robbed of his inheritance, […]
Did You Know? Chuck Norris Plays Pokemon Go
In the past, it would be accurate to say that “Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits.” But! No longer. Because now — while the former United States Air Force airman […]
This Military Meme Is a GREAT Military Meme
You probably heard the following quote before: “People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.” It’s old. It’s […]