Were these elite United States military generals not paying attention? Were they distracted? Maybe channeling Will McAvoy and/or Aaron Sorkin? Or thinking about the poor U.S. Navy sailors who had to spend a night at the Hotel Ayatollah? Perhaps they were just trying to be cool. Like Fonzie? Or Daydreaming? Fantasizing? Fetishizing?

We’ll never know.

To read about the military highlights of the speech, click here.

Here’s the address in its entirety: