Blake Hall
We’re not trying to pick sides here, we’re really not. But when one team turns its football helmets into stunning works of art and released a hilarious spirit video, we have to say something. Sorry, Army.
To drum up spirit for the Army-Navy game and honor the legacy of the U.S. Navy, midshipmen will wear special uniforms and hand-painted helmets featuring historic Navy vessels.
Here’s a promotional image of the snazzy new football uniform, created by Under Armour.
The Naval Academy also published its rationale for pairing specific vessels with certain positions on the football team.
• Linebacker: Cruiser- Provides anti-air defense and packs the biggest punch of Naval surface ships representative of the linebackers on the Navy football team
• Defensive Back: Destroyer- Known for significant fire power, speed, and anti-missile defense as are Navy’s defensive backs
• Wide Receiver: Submarine- Predominantly utilized as blockers, wide receivers play a key role in driving the Navy rush attack, taking on a stealth-like persona as they blend into the rhythm of the offense but bring significant fire power when called upon, just like a Naval submarine
• Lineman: Amphibious Assault Ships- Just as a lineman’s job is the create a hole for a running back or linebacker, these ships are utilized to establish the “beach head” that enables the invading force to gain access and ultimately accomplish their objective
• Quarterback: Aircraft Carrier- The QB of the Naval Fleet, the aircraft carrier is the ultimate decision maker; the “quick strike” weapon of the Naval fleet
• Running Back: Littoral Combat Ship- Like running backs, these fast and nimble ships can navigate through both crowded shallow and deep waters
• Kicker/Special Teams: Minesweeper- Much like the specific task of the Navy special teams, this small ship has a unique mission of identifying and eliminating mines
In the past, Nike has made special uniforms for both the Army and Navy football teams right before the big game. We don’t know whether Under Armour will provide the Army with handpainted helmets featuring tanks or humvees, but we have our fingers crossed.