No. You don’t (want to transform your home into a Vegas casino).

That’s stupid. And a waste of money.

Don’t reinvent the wheel. Just go to Caesars like a normal human being.

The question comes on the heels of a little neon-tinged buzz out of Las Vegas this past week as the crotchety old casino the Riveria put on an “everything must go” liquidation sale that put the dusty contents of its insides up for grabs … for the right price.

The casino — which was the first of its kind when it opened 60 years ago — once hosted the likes of Frank Sinatra and Liberace and is now being prepped for demolition where the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority plan to eventually make it an expanded convention center.

With more than 2,000 hotel rooms and a million items total for sale, there’s no telling how much that baby grand piano or ice cube bucket or shower head or roulette wheel will fetch.

Well actually, according to the AP, one roulette wheel has already gone for $2,200.

But who’s going to come over your house on a Saturday night to play a casual game of roulette?

Nobody. Be realistic.

More from the Associated Press:

The Riviera is nothing if not a haven for brass accents, including the large three-tiered hexagonal chandelier affixed to the ceiling. The three price tags hanging from it add up to $4,300.

Hayes said his company would shut off electricity to the light fixture, but it would be up to any would-be buyer to get it loose from the ceiling and take it home.

Otherwise, “it’ll be there when the building goes down,” he said.

The company acted quickly to remove the brass “R” logos from the exterior doors the second the hotel closed. Hayes said they knew the letters would be popular buys when “everyone started trying to steal them.”

The letters — about 1 foot tall and 3 feet across — cost $350 each. Other items for sale include a baby grand piano for $6,200 and a hotel ice machine for $625.