When attending a wedding, it’s normally in one’s best interest to look good. If you’re a woman, it means wearing a gown or nice dress. If you’re a guy, it’s a suit, tie, shoes not sneakers or sandals — maybe some cologne? Easy enough, right?

Not for this a**shole in Alburquerque, New Mexico. Because he couldn’t be troubled to be like everyone else and don a monkey suit and pose as the (probably) regular run-of-the-mill American John Q. Public he is. Nope. Instead, he had to find a Marine uniform and pretend that he’s a decorated member of the United States military.

Maybe he thought it would get him a phone number or a night fraught with passion?

Tough break. Because a real U.S. Army officer discovered him in the airport and exposed him for the fraud that he is. See it for yourself: