Two moose. Engaged in mammoth mammal combat. In the front yard/driveway of some American’s charming suburban estate, somewhere in Alaska.

Apparently this is a common thing in the sticks, the wilderness, Canada and elsewhere — it’s called “rutting”.

Basically, these two males are trying to get the girl. The female. For mating. Not sure where the girl is (maybe she’s waiting in the station wagon?) but it would behoove these guys for the female to be in the audience, otherwise, she might call “bullsh*t” on their fight, particularly the details.

Don’t want to knock the antler snot out of Billy in vain.

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