Is North Korea’s military arsenal radioactive? Or RadioShack?

That’s the question the world is asking Thursday after the funhouse mirror of a nation’s official “news agency” reported that their pudgy Michael Jordan fanboy leader Kim Jong Un made comments that they’ve developed a hydrogen bomb.

He mentioned it while talking about North Korea’s former leader, his grandfather Kim Il Sung.

“[Sung] turned [North Korea] into a powerful nuclear weapons state ready to detonate a self-reliant [atomic] bomb and [hydrogen] bomb to reliably defend its sovereignty and the dignity of the nation,” Un is reported as saying.

The “H Bomb”, also known as a thermonuclear bomb, produces a much bigger blast than its atomic counterpart.

The boast, however, was met with skepticism by both North Korea’s allies and its foes. China ignored the matter and released a broad statement that “we hope all concerned will make effort that contributes to peace and stability.”

South Korea, clearly not a friend of Un and his warped neighboring country, dismissed the comment as hogwash, saying they had no intelligence backing up such a frightening bulletin.

Technically, North Korea has been “at war” with their progressive counterpart (in name only) since 1953.

This from NBC News:

Zhang Liangui, a North Korea expert based at the China’s Central Party School who once studied at Kim Il Sung University, said he doubted North Korea had the ability to develop a hydrogen bomb.

“They have not even conducted any single test and now they make this claim — there’s no way for us to believe it is true,” he told NBC News. “Their purpose could be to pressure the international community. Their main aim is to demand the international community to recognize the country as a nuclear state, and to further stress they will not abandon the nuclear weapons.”