There’s no Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck or Bugs Bunny or Harry Potter or Elmo …

But there is terror. Just not the Tower of Terror. Only real terror. And terrorists. And rapists. And murderers. And bad dressers. And tyranny. And foolish ideological points of view.

Hey everybody! ISIS opened up a couple of amusement parks (really, we’re not kidding).

Wait, where are you going? To book your flight, and hotel? Oh, okay. That’s completely understandable. How could anyone wait? These will be the vacation destinations to end all vacation destinations — in that, you’ll never take another vacation again.

Still don’t believe it? Read this, from Yahoo! News:

The parks, situated in the Iraqi city of Fallujah and the Syrian city of Raqqa, were reportedly opened last week to mark the celebration of Eid.

In a series of photos, young revellers appear to enjoying a series of rides – including spinning teacups, a big wheel and a miniature train line.

But their supposed enjoyment is a contrast to the bombed out scene in the background – which acts as a startling reminder of their horrific reality.

In Raqqa’s ‘Ride City’, children were seen to enjoy rides on a dangerous looking rusty swing – and an unseen bouncy castle.

Might want to get a season pass. Save a couple of bucks.