Some stories don’t seem like they can be real. You read them and you can hardly believe that they’re actual accounts. As if some bighead media spinster, whose checks get signed by some aged Australian tycoon, sat in a little room with a clicky keyboard and churned out the mess you’re attempting to get through your disbelieving conscious mind.

This, our fellow Americans, is one of those stories.

According to the Jackson Hole Daily, their local high school educators were in the midst of dealing with angry students waving flags and banners Wednesday after they decided to — get this — cancel “America Day” (a homecoming tradition at the school, apparently) on Tuesday “over fears it might upset students who don’t consider themselves to be American.”

Jackson Hole High School “Activities Director”, Mike Hansen, reasoned with the local reporter that a number of students did not feel American and feared they would feel “targeted and singled out”.

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“Many different students could have felt singled out,” Hansen told the newspaper. “We’re trying to be inclusive and safe, make everyone feel welcome.”

Principal Scott Crisp echoed those concerns, telling the newspaper that they wanted the homecoming activities to “bring our students together holistically as a student body.”