This is Larry. Larry David.

The Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm writer/director/creator and former United States Army reservist Larry David(he enlisted in the early 1970s after he graduated from the University of Maryland).

Sit back and listen to him in this snippet from his former writing partner’s current internet show Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. It’s pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty funny.

Oh, and his “former writing partner” just so happens to be the guy he’s talking to in the clip — Jerry Seinfeld.

Want to know more about Larry David’s military experience? Read this thing he wrote for the New York Times in 2004.