A gator is one thing — but a monstrous bloodthirsty fish with hundreds of teeth? That’s a whole other thing. But, such is life in southwestern Florida, where it might just be a good idea to tether yourself to your backdoor whilst mowing your lawn.

This is Bonita Beach, to be exact. And according to the video’s source — NBC-2 — the homeowner is embroiled in local controversy, upset with the “irresponsible behavior of some” that is “attracting sharks and endangering all”.

No one likes an angry person. But this guy might have a point.

If the man-eater had a laser beam on its head then he’d really have a point.