This is the official mascot for FK Austrian Wien — a professional soccer club in the Austrian association headquartered in the country’s capital city of Vienna — doing a lot things, just none of them sober.

His name is “Super Leo”, and as you can see, he’s extremely inebriated.

This footage captured the end of a recent match where the team he works for played soccer while he struggled to maintain consciousness and/or a bipedal stance.

According to an Austrian newspaper, the man inside the suit celebrated his 42nd birthday prior to the event at the local “Lion Festival”. Rather than calling out or not showing up, he showed up, despite having just tied one on like a 19th century novelist.

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