In “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure,” two high school slackers traveled through time and space so they could scrape together a history report and avoid being sent to Oats Military Academy. In its less famous sequel, “Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey,” the two unlikely heroes come face to face with Colonel Oats himself.

The encounter does not go over well. Bill and Ted are told to drop and give Oats “infinity pushups.” Our heroes squirm on the ground like the worthless silk worms they are, all the while contemplating doing pushups the “girly way” to escape Oats’ wrath.

Why isn’t this scene in the movie clip hall of fame? Why haven’t any bone fide drill sergeants or instructors ordered their recruits to give them infinity pushups? Time to right this wrong, folks.

Nab your Bill and Ted stuff from the October Loot Crate and spread the word.