Blake Hall
Lava is hot. Anywhere from 1,292 to 2,192 degrees Fahrenheit and is 10,000 times more viscous than water, i.e. thick, gummy.
It’s broiling and heavy — and when you accidentally drop your phone into it, guess what ladies and gents?
It gets eaten. UP. Quickly. Casually. Like a piece of bacon in a salad.