Blake Hall
Soffes. Silkies. Ranger Panties. The Daisy Dukes of Freedom. No matter what you call them, everyone can agree that it takes a real man to wear these military-issued running shorts. Made of soft, durable material and a teeny tiny in-seam, these comically small shorts have garnered a cult following within the military community.
The pros are limitless. Not only do these shorts dry quickly and take years to wear out, but they are also so soft that it feels like a fluffy cloud is cushioning your undercarriage. They are also the most versatile short shorts out there. You can run a marathon, go swimming, and take a nap all in one day without experiencing any chafing or discomfort. Price isn’t even a blocker–you can buy your own pair of Amazon for only $12.
The only risk you run while wearing these shorts is accidental crotch exposure. Does that count as a con? These silkie-sporting veterans and consumers don’t think so.
