Blake Hall
In the past, it would be accurate to say that “Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits.” But! No longer. Because now — while the former United States Air Force airman still doesn’t sleep (allegedly) — and while he still he “waits” … he only delays for a time so he can get back on the streets again and play the smash-hit video game that’s taking over the world: Pokémon Go.
If you don’t believe us, that’s cool. But that would mean you aren’t listening to the internet, because the following meme is plastered all over it, and it reads loud and clear …
Chuck Norris makes “The Most Interesting Man in the World” look like an arthritic, cranky, sluggish old dog.
Let’s be honest though, Chuck Norris makes “The Most Interesting Man in the World” look like, well, Jonathan Goldsmith.
“Aim High … Fly, Fight, Win.”
Oh, and after you do, hawk super rad fighting jeans.