When you live in a communist country, you gotta work with what you’re given. Even if what you’re dealt in no way matches your skill set. Unfortunately for the diminutive gentleman at the forefront of this march, this is his reality.

Who knows? Maybe he’d be the Chinese Frank Lloyd Wright if given the chance to draw up a few blueprints? But nay. He’s stuck at the head of the military parade, and it’s not his wheelhouse. As you’ll see — whatsoever. It’s the equivalent of casting Manute Bol as an Oompa Loompa. Or Hulk Hogan as a thoroughbred jockey. He’s trying, but that’s clearly not enough.

Note: A bunch of contributors on Reddit remarked that the contingent in question isn’t military at all — but police. Maybe. Maybe not.