“Well, it looks like crap!”

A young New York City reporter’s foray into making a military-style bed — i.e. a “rack” — isn’t the most impressive thing you’ll ever see. But it certainly is entertaining.

Amanda Steen, a journalist with the Staten Island Advance, recently visited Parris Island, South Carolina, and endured a lesson from United States Marine Drill Instructor Granados.

“Aye, sir!”