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Not sure why this guy is dressed like a parcel, but he is, so that’s that.

Couple his Tanooki Suit with the fact that he unloads firearms into small frozen bodies of water, and it very clearly becomes a doorbell neither you, us or anyone wants to ring.

It is perfectly safe, however, to watch the videos he makes with his buddies and posts on YouTube, and that’s precisely what we did. The following one is, in particular, quite enchanting. The big brown paper bag man does indeed fire his gun into the thick transparent crystalline solid that is the surface of a pond, and the result is doggone wild. Almost scientific. Like something Mr. Wizard might do if he was armed to the teeth and wanted to lose his early Nickelodeon time slot …