A Chinese internet produced this (Tencent), and my oh my is it littered with innuendo.

As the story that unfolds in the following video goes, China is attacked suddenly by a “foreign alliance” in a script all-too-similar to what happened to the United States when the Japanese snuck over the Pacific and bombed Pearl Harbor to ignite World War II. As you may have guessed, China seeks revenge and goes ballistic (literally) but unfurling their mighty military muscle and obliterating their new enemy with every weapon and machine under their communist sun.

“Foreign alliance”. Hmmm, that’s an interesting way to describe a foe. Try and guess what country is super big and militaristic and friendly with the Chinese at the current moment. If you’re thinking Russia, well, try and read a little more into it.

Hint: the hangars and F-22 stealth fighters you see being bombarded look a lot like the United States Air Force base in Okinawa, Japan.

Just watch the video. It’s ridiculous.

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