Hungry? You could take advantage of a great foodie discount, like this deal for the military through Omaha Steaks (by clicking and verifying through the Troop ID button) or … you can have your buddy build a cheeseball machine gun that loads those garish barrels of pseudo-dairy pellets you find prominently displayed at big box stores and and have him or her shoot them into your mouth a dozen at a time.

Like so:

That is, if you are sick and tired of chewing and simply want cheeseballs to flow directly from your friend’s trigger finger to your empty, gurgling belly.

Steak sounds mighty fine right about now, doesn’t it?