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There are, roughly, just over 13,000 active United States military battle tanks strewn across the globe. For the most part, they’re made of armor, and they’re specifically designed to take a beating (so that the troops operating the vehicle from inside stay as safe as possible).

None of them, we’re fairly certain, are built with containers of beer. Like this one — spotted by an American whilst bandying about his local supermarket over the recent holiday weekend:

It serves and protects. Just not in the typical way a military asset does.

Get it? “Serves”?

Do us a favor. Don’t let the Russians find out about this (leave your “The Hunt for Red Oktoberfest” jokes at the door please?).