Light a roman candle once. That’s pretty damn cool.

The incendiary wonder of bright light and the loud bangs and voila! You have happy onlookers.

But light 900 of them and “shoot” them off from a makeshift machine gun one after the other, spraying them into the dark night sky like “a mad, patriotic wizard” (as one commenter on the above YouTube clip dubbed it)?

That’ll put fannies in the seats. It’s a “must-see”.