“It’s that time of the year again when it becomes my responsibility to educate the unenlightened public on the proper way to carve a punkin [sic], and my way’s not nearly as messy,” said the guy filming himself shooting pumpkins in the sticks.

Let’s be honest with ourselves …

There’s absolutely no way this guy hasn’t written a manifesto. At least one. Perhaps dozens.

Anyway, here he is, being a lunatic and making a jack o’lantern with his trigger finger (i.e. his Henry Rifle):

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