Blue Bell is a company that sells ice cream. Butter crunch. Mint chocolate chip. “Homemade” vanilla. You know, ice cream.

However, according to the maker of the following YouTube video titled “BOOM! Bombshell Proof of Blue Bell Trucks Being Used in Military Exercise”, manufacturing sweet frozen treats isn’t all they do.

Allow the orator in the footage (he speaks over the moving pictures in a Stygian tone) to reveal the big “bombshell” pattern he aggressively frames as a breakthrough:

DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? BLUE BELL ICE CREAM TRUCKS. GAME … OVER.

While the spiller-of-the-beans never actually goes into the purpose of the undercover ice cream vehicles or why they’re “affiliated” with the parade of battle tanks that just so happen to be in the same vicinity, he does light a good amount of thoughtless fires for thirsty conspiracy heads to guzzle down.

Naturally, it’s all connected to Jade Helm 15.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMo8w7CVKBU

The collection of YouTube comments that accompany the video is a rabbit hole unto itself. Here are a few winners from the bunch (although really, they’re all winners):

Dude I need to wake up is not a point. It is implied that the trucks are to keep medications on ice. It seems just as logical that blood would be needed if casualties are expected. What else is needed to be cept cold use your thinker man! Mabe they are mobel field hospitals dresed up like an Ice cream truck. Mabe they have chains in them to take people away. The possibilities continue. I am just sure of one thing. There is no ice cream in it!!! LOL

could be live vaccines which must be refridgerated

Trucks are freezers that are used to hide/ conceal a Zombie Pathogen. Zombie Pathogen = 1/2 Rabies 1/2 crazy shiit .. Masks will be needed

Ok this video was taken the same day I took my video of the Blue Bell ice cream trucks! This truck stop is 20 miles down the road from where I took the footage, but it is (key) to know that the Blue Bell ice cream trucks (stopped) with the military convoy. Why didn’t the Blue Bell ice cream trucks just take off and keep going? Instead they stopped and rested with the military convoy. Total proof the Blue Bell ice cream trucks are part of the military BOOYAAH!!!!!!.

They need the freezer trucks because all those bodies start to smell after a while..and the fallen angel half breeds like to eat human flesh and blood..

While questioning this theory in some way legitimizes it as just that — a “theory”, a label it in no way deserves — what the hell? Let’s throw it out anyway …

If you have a highway full of tanks and you’re trying to shackle the country and submit it to martial law, isn’t that all you need? Had no idea an ice cream truck was a superior war machine to an enormous armored vehicle with a large cannon strapped to it.

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