What would the Kennedys do?

Let’s say you’re having a ball out on the open water, your sea legs are planted firmly on an able vessel, the sun is shining, the surf is kind and you have a couple of lines in the water. Then you realize you’ve brought along your buddy, some kind of brilliant, loud Good Will Hunting extra from the wrong side of the tracks who is neither a marine biologist or an experienced angler. Shoot, he’s never even been to the aquarium before. But he’s wicked opinionated and he smells the roses (or in this case the decaying barnacles) and he’ll turn a ho-hum fishing video into viral gold.

Which is precisely what happened. The following video got around the internet Wednesday — with or without a white and red bobber — and it has seemed to delighted its audience with its childlike exuberance and novice first-person exclamations.

These two Massachusetts gentlemen discover a sunfish floating in the water, think its a “baby whale” or a “monster” or something they’ve never seen before, and expletives ensue.

They eventually even call the United States Coast Guard.

Watch it:

Oh, the duo was also featured by the Boston media. Ladies and gentleman, meet Michael Bergin.