No, they’re not the “Mission Possibles” or “The Burpies” or “The Pitch N Putts” or even the pretty “The Get Outta My Ways” (although that wouldn’t be a bad option [it’s a short that features General George Washington crossing the Delaware]).
They’re “The ‘Mericas“, and they’re one proud piece of wardrobe.
If you don’t believe it, take one good look at the photograph below. It’s a bunch of America’s warriors, checking out new duds with a gleam in their eye.
They’re Chubbies cutoff pants, the guys who proclaim they make “the most patriotic shorts in the entire U S of A”, but they’re available with a 10% military discount. And, all you have to do is verify through Troop ID by clicking right here.