Before you click play on the video below, there’s something you should know about this supposed “leaked” audio of a United States Navy chief reaming out his crew is utterly disgusting. The leader is trying to get to the bottom of an almost unthinkably sleazy act: he suspects that one of his men has been masturbating into towels belonging to other sailors.

If you can stomach the blue nature of the dialogue, then you’ll probably find it to be comedic gold. Especially when one of the other officers (we’re assuming) chimes in on the matter in the background and uses his silken gift of the English language to paint a wildly vivid picture.

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