Sail to the Middle East? Check. Successfully bombard ISIS (Islamic State, ISIL, etc.) with airstrikes? Check. Protect the globe from terror and tyranny? Check. Deliver babies on an aircraft carrier? Check.

“Hold on. Huh?” said everyone just reading this.

Allow the Navy Times and their happy report enlighten you, your friends, your family members — you know, whoever you want:

A third class petty officer from Carrier Air Wing 3 checked into the carrier’s medical clinic after stomach pains Saturday. Nine hours later, in the early hours of Sept. 11, she gave birth to a healthy 7-pound baby girl, according to an internal memo on the incident obtained by Navy Times.

“Both the mother and the baby are healthy and are doing well,” 5th Fleet spokesman Cmdr. Bill Urban said of the new family on the carrier in the Persian Gulf.

Neither the mother nor her command knew she was pregnant before Saturday, Urban said. Normally pregnant service members would leave an operational command at 20 weeks and would certainly not deploy.

According to sources, once the crew was aware that they were about to have a newborn onboard they had all the essentials flown in immediately: an incubator, formula, diapers, etc.

Both the mother and the baby were eventually flown off the carrier on a chopper, dropped off in Bahrain and driven to a local hospital there.

No surprise to anyone, the carrier was fully-prepared to welcome a child into the world — a handful of professionals on the warship were certified in childbirth and have delivered infants in the past.

Oh, and JIC mama is looking for a name? We got her covered.