Do performance-enhancing drugs exist for military aircraft?

Other bullet points about the Super Stallion that just missed the cut for this broadcast:

  • Can hit 75 home runs in a baseball season
  • Can comfortably transport over 1,500 koala bears and/or 125 regular bears
  • Has an Outback Steakhouse in the rear
  • Once knocked out Evander Holyfield and George Foreman in the same day
  • Wrote the song “American Pie” over a long weekend at Camp David
  • More of a dog lover than a cat lover
  • Has read everything George R.R. Martin has written
  • Manufactured by the Sikorsky Aircraft Corporation

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