Okay let’s hypothetically say you’re the pilot in the following video. You’re from North Korea, in the military there, and are selected to fly one of the sick sad funhouse country’s fighter aircraft. For an airshow. In front of thousands. Maybe more.

Including your “SUPREME LEADER”, Kim Jong-un. The kid with all the cake.

Given past history and reputation, we’re guessing that you’re not going to want to do what the actual pilot did below. Because yeah. This poor chap might’ve just sealed his oppressed fate with this botchy aeronautical performance (our thoughts/prayers go out to him) …

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