Grab one of your son’s toy planes. Fisher-Price, Mattel, Hasbro. Whatever. Then grab a couple of those personal, portable fans. The miniature handheld ones that run on wristwatch batteries maybe.

These ones:


Take your toddler’s plastic aircraft, strap both fans to the front of it, turn them on, then hop in.

That’s pretty much what flying in this aircraft — the plane taking off, landing and “floating” in the following footage — is like.

Then again, we might be biased. And/or scared sh–less.

Come on: