It just so happens that the finest video game experience in the world lives at Luke Air Force Base in Maricopa County, Arizona. The United States Air Force owns it. And you can’t play it.

Wait — are you an elite airman who’s flown the gamut of U.S. military aircraft in your thorough, illustrious aviation career? No?

Then yeah, sorry bud. You’ll just have to watch the following video and live vicariously through the elite airman who’s earned his right to enjoy the most sophisticated interactive gaming experience from sea to shining sea.

The dream of captaining a airborne ship that cost about a trillion dollars to design and $100 million to build (just one!) will just have to remain what it is: a dream.

#sorrynotsorry

SPLOID