If you’re going to attempt to “steal” valor, it helps to have your fake (or real) name match the name that’s displayed on the uniform you’re wearing.

Apparently, this lying sack of meat in the following video (captured at a recent Liberty University convocation in Lynchburg, Virginia) either didn’t realize or didn’t care that his outfit in no way lined up with his “story”.

Look closely, and read the name on the uniform after he tells his name to the videographer. It’s wild.

What’s even more interesting is the first comment submitted under the video on YouTube. While we can’t confirm if it holds water, read it anyway. If it’s fiction, this would-be troll has a fantastic imagination:

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