Take a gander at this attempt at capturing “stolen valor” on video and ask yourself this question: have you ever been this thirsty?

Let’s hope not.

The videographer who posted this footage is so thirsty he might just toss a lemon slice in Lake Michigan, put his lips to the shore and start slurping.

Here’s what he wrote in the YouTube description:

Construction worker wearing army pt jacket. Shitbags

What do you think?

Not like YouTube commenters are known for being Algonquin Round Table members or anything, but still, here’s what they had to say about it:

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