Take a gander at this attempt at capturing “stolen valor” on video and ask yourself this question: have you ever been this thirsty?

Let’s hope not.

The videographer who posted this footage is so thirsty he might just toss a lemon slice in Lake Michigan, put his lips to the shore and start slurping.

Here’s what he wrote in the YouTube description:

Construction worker wearing army pt jacket. Shitbags

What do you think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcAoLnn-Zwc

Not like YouTube commenters are known for being Algonquin Round Table members or anything, but still, here’s what they had to say about it:

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